- Gary: [struggling to revive his radio ratings, Shock Jock Gary improvises on a topic suggested by his new assistant] Let's talk about authority figures, shall we? I just can't stand anyone in this world who has authority over me, and abuses it. It gives some loser - a *loser* - a uniform or a suit, and all of a sudden they think they are God, making our lives miserable. Why? Because they can!
- Gary: In spite of all her success, my mother was just a greedy, hateful, wretched, old, shriveled up bitch! I hope you're in hell, Mother, because that's what you made my life!