T.J. Hooker (TV Series)

The Shadow of Truth (1983)

William Shatner: Sgt. T.J. Hooker

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• Sgt. T.J. Hooker : [Hooker's gorgeous, bikini-clad neighbor, Claudia, barges into his apartment, necessitating a hasty introduction with Hooker's ACTUAL girlfriend, Lisa]  Claudia, this is Lisa Jericho. I told you about her.

  Claudia : Oh, sure - oh, I love your writing Ms. Jericho. It's dramatic, but economic, and your humor has a flavor of Samuel Clemens.

• Lisa Jericho : You remember what happened to the last gentleman who sent me champagne?

  Sgt. T.J. Hooker : He took a bath in Dom Perignon, vintage '64, I believe.

  Armando : And the restaurant made the second front page.

• Lisa Jericho : But right now what I need is a bodyguard for lunch. Any offers?

  Sgt. T.J. Hooker : Yeah. I'll sent up a sandwich.

  Lisa Jericho : And champagne...

  Sgt. T.J. Hooker : No, I gotta talk to Armando about the champagne. Goodbye.

• Officer Vince Romano : You said Como's girlfriend was a fashion model?

  Sgt. T.J. Hooker : Hm-hm. Her name is Linda Wagner. She's doing a bikini layout today.

  Officer Vince Romano : Sounds like something I should handle alone...

  Sgt. T.J. Hooker : Well, that's very kind of you, junior, but I never lay the tough jobs off on my partner.

• Sgt. T.J. Hooker : See, I think she's lighting candles in the dark so the... the dirt can be cleaned up. And that's an important service.

• Sgt. T.J. Hooker : I'm here to talk to you about Lisa Jericho.

  Kevin Mundy : Well, you want the Sun Telegraph building, you missed the sign. This is the New Children's Hospital.

  Sgt. T.J. Hooker : That's funny.

• Lisa Jericho : Is there any reason why you wanted to have dinner here?

  Sgt. T.J. Hooker : They say when you fall off a horse...

  Lisa Jericho : Yeah, but a horse doesn't try and blow you up and shoot you and bury you in ten feet of cement.

• Sgt. T.J. Hooker : [Hooker's gorgeous, bikini-clad neighbor, Claudia, barges into his apartment, necessitating a hasty introduction with Hooker's ACTUAL girlfriend, Lisa]  Claudia, this is Lisa Jericho. I told you about her.

  Claudia : Oh, sure-- oh, I love your writing Ms. Jericho. It's dramatic, but economic, and your humor has a flavor of Samuel Clemens.