- Officer Jim Corrigan: You guys ok?
- Officer Vince Romano: Yeah.
- Officer Jim Corrigan: Your back hurting, Hooker?
- Sgt. T.J. Hooker: Only when I breathe.
- Officer Vince Romano: [about Maurice Winston Morgan] Sounds like a banker.
- Sgt. T.J. Hooker: The only banking this Morgan's ever done is a cueball, off the rail, while waiting for his connection to show. Now it's our turn to pick up some garbage.
- Dave Jamison: Hey Corrigan, that partner of yours is USDA prime.
- Officer Jim Corrigan: Well, starting now, Jamison, she's off limits to you.
- Dave Jamison: What I do is my business, so butt out, huh?
- Officer Jim Corrigan: Hey, read my lips, Jamison: hands off Stacey. She doesn't need to be hit on by a married guy.
- Betty Macrae: How long have you had that bullet in your back?
- Sgt. T.J. Hooker: About five years, it has a way of acting up every now and then to remind me it's there.
- Officer Jim Corrigan: [about Jamison] You mean they're still together, and she doesn't know he's...
- Officer Stacy Sheridan: You've got it, the creep. And I'm supposed to meet him for dinner tonight.
- [thinks for a moment]
- Officer Stacy Sheridan: Maybe one of you would like to keep my date for me?
- Officer Vince Romano: I'd love it. Let me at 'em.
- Officer Jim Corrigan: [all riled up] Wait a second, hold on, Romano!
- Officer Vince Romano: Wait a second, I...
- Officer Jim Corrigan: [pulls a coin out of his pocket] Call it, call it! He's not all yours.
- Officer Vince Romano: Ok, heads.
- [Corrigan flips the coin]
- Sgt. T.J. Hooker: [Hooker grabs the coin in mid air] He's mine!