- Sgt. T.J. Hooker: Looks like their mailman just delivered. Lets give them time to unwrap the package.
- Paul Butler: I'll see what I can do.
- George Coleman: I don't pay you to see. What I pay a cop like I'm paying you, I pay you to do.
- Officer Stacy Sheridan: All this for two bags of white powder.
- Sgt. T.J. Hooker: That may not look like much, but that white powder you're holding is pure China White. You cut it, put it on the streets, you got six million dollars to line your pockets.
- Sgt. T.J. Hooker: What was that all about?
- Officer Jim Corrigan: Harrison Mackenzie. She started seeing him again.
- Sgt. T.J. Hooker: I'm sorry to hear that, I thought she made right move when she broke with 'em.
- Officer Vince Romano: Will you guys lighten up? Like she said, it's none of our business.
- Sgt. T.J. Hooker: Did you hear a voice just now?
- Officer Jim Corrigan: Yeah... but it wasn't the voice of experience.
- Warren Avery: I hope you're have cause to stop us, Hooker. I'd hate to think that you were harrasing me.
- Sgt. T.J. Hooker: Mr. Avery. Just admiring your limo.
- Warren Avery: Somehow, I get the feeling you've got something else on your mind...
- Sgt. T.J. Hooker: As a matter of fact, I was thinking about a will.
- Warren Avery: It'll be a pleasure to draw yours.
- Sgt. T.J. Hooker: At 500 dollars an hour? That is your fee, isn't it?
- Officer Stacy Sheridan: We have to speak with you, Mack.
- Harrison 'Mack' Mackenzie: Well, communication is the basis of all relationships.
- Harrison 'Mack' Mackenzie: What's the use of living if you can't enjoy it?
- Officer Stacy Sheridan: What about ethics and morals?
- Harrison 'Mack' Mackenzie: Ethics and morals. I think you'll find them in a trailer park on the wrong side of the tracks.
- Val: A search warrent and a, and a dog? What is going on?
- Officer Vince Romano: Searching and sniffing.
- Sgt. T.J. Hooker: Go Sam, do your stuff.