Georgina Hale: T. Bag

Quotes 

• T. Bag : [dressed as a jester]  You'll love this one, this is a cracker. They're were burying this mad young Queen. Right, and all of a sudden the coffin falls off the back of the cart and rolls straight the way down the hill, along the lane, straight into the chemist shop, as it's passing through the lid flies off, the corpse sits up and shout's out 'have you got something to stop this coffin?'

  [laughs] 

  T. Bag : Ah, you've got to laugh, haven't you?

  Queen Elizabeth : I don't like all this gloomy old talk about death and funerals and stuff.