- The High Priest: Now then, young man, you know you have to have your bath.
- Prince Tutankhamun: Oh, well all right. I suppose it will give me a chance to calculate the specific gravity of the water.
- The High Priest: [forced laugh] Why can't he play with a rubber duck like all the other boys?
- The High Priest: I've brought someone to meet you. Someone who's going to play with you.
- Prince Tutankhamun: [Prince Tut sighs deeply] Yes, I thought we could start with a little game of-
- [seeing his face]
- Prince Tutankhamun: T-Shirt!
- Prince Tutankhamun: A little game of T-Shirt? what are you talking about?
- T. Bag: Allow me to introduce myself: I am her Royal Highness, Queen Nefertiti of the Upper Nile.
- The High Priest: No!
- T. Bag: Oh, yes...
- The High Priest: A thousand welcomes, oh great Queen!
- T. Bag: I should say so.