- Razor: What's the big idea? Pretending to drown just so I'll lose?
- T-Bone: [coughing] I, uh... just... got a cramp.
- Razor: A cramp, huh? But you're okay now, right, buddy?
- [T-Bone sighs]
- Razor: You can't swim, can you?
- T-Bone: Look, don't make a big deal out of it.
- Razor: Why didn't you ever tell me?
- T-Bone: You never asked.
- Razor: Hey, no sweat. I'll teach you to swim.
- T-Bone: Forget it. Fish swim. I fly.
- Razor: [coughing, after T-Bone revives him] I thought you didn't know how to swim.
- T-Bone: Hey, I didn't know how to be a mutated frog, either... until today. Come on, let's get the Turbokat... and some flies for breakfast.
- Razor: Flies?
- T-Bone: Heh! Just kidding.
- Razor: [laughing, somewhat annoyed] Funny.
- [last lines]