Superman: The Animated Series (TV Series)

Identity Crisis (1997)

Clancy Brown: Lex Luthor

Quotes 

• Bizarro : They am no Superman! Me am Superman!

  Lex Luthor : Sorry, my friend, but you am toast.

• Bizarro : [sees his reflection]  What am me?

  Mercy Graves : Bizarro, that's what you am!

  Lex Luthor : Mercy...

  Bizarro : Bizarro? That not my name.

  Mercy Graves : If the shoe fits, handsome.

  Bizarro : No! Me am Superman. Me am hero. Me show you.

  [flies through the ceiling] 

  Lex Luthor : That's coming out of your pay.

• Bizarro : I... have... problem.

  Lex Luthor : My friend, I would call that an understatement.

• Bizarro : This am home.

  Lois Lane : Cozy.

  [flipping a switch which illuminates cloning tubes] 

  Lois Lane : Oh, my god. This is some kind of cloning operation. Someone's making duplicates of Superman.

  Lex Luthor : Not "someone." Me.

• Lex Luthor : I trust you remember Superman's run-in with a mechanical dinosaur?

  Lois Lane : How could I forget?

  Lex Luthor : Hmm. He was so weak from the kryptonite, our Man of Steel actually bled. My technicians collected a few drops from the floor, and from that humble beginning, we have this.

  Lois Lane : Your own army of Supermen.

  Lex Luthor : All programmed to answer to me. A charming image, except for this... technical difficulty.

• Lex Luthor : Since it's too late to save the others, we should clean house. Engage the auto-destruct.

  [activating his wrist communicator] 

  Lex Luthor : Mercy, start the chopper.

  Dr. Teng : There. We've got two minutes.

  Lois Lane : You can't just leave him like this!

  Lex Luthor : You're welcome to stay, though I wouldn't advise it. Decide quickly, Lois. The ride leaves now.

• Lex Luthor : [about one of his Superman clones]  What's happening to him? Why isn't he following my orders?

  Dr. Teng : I warned you. The alien DNA was unlike anything we'd cloned before. It must be breaking down. I say we abort. Activate the auto-destruct. Get rid of them all while we can.

  Lex Luthor : We are not scrapping the project for one glitch. Take this opportunity to learn, Doctor. Study him, for the sake of the others.

• Bizarro : Me am Superman! Me am hero!

  Lex Luthor : Sorry, my friend, but you am toast.

• Lois Lane : Superman! We've got to get out!

  Bizarro : You! Me kill you!

  Lex Luthor : [Superman easily overpowers Bizarro]  She meant now, Superman! We're sitting on top of a half-kiloton of explosives. Enough, I presume, to destroy even you.