"The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!" Magician/Count Koopula (TV Episode 1989) - Danny Wells as Luigi

[last lines in cartoon segment]

Luigi : Yo, my brother, the pasta vampire.

[everyone laughs]
Luigi : I'm cold and wet and hungry, Mario. How about some spaghetti?

Mario : It's my leftovers, Luigi. You ate all yours.

Luigi : But you had three orders. I only had one.
Luigi : I'm not going in there. It looks like a boarding house for vampires.

Mario : Come on, Luigi. Nobody believes in vampires anymore.

Luigi : I do.
Count Koopula : I'm taking you to Count Koopula's torture chamber, wax museum, and dungeon of horrors!

Count Koopula : [Camera fades out and back in. Toad is tied to a rack. Luigi is strapped to a wall, his shoes are off, while a mechanical hand from a hole in the floor tickles his bare feet with a feather and Mario is chained to a table where a faucet is running water onto his face. Koopa is holding Toadstool by the arm] Say "ciao" to your friends, Princess Toadstool! That's "goodbye" in Italian, because when you see 'em again, you'll be a tomato sauce-sucking vampire, just like me!

Princess Toadstool : [Koopa leaves up some stairs, taking Toadstool] But I hate tomatoes!

Toad : I always wanted to be taller, but this is ridiculous! Ok

Luigi : Hoohoohahahaha! And this tickle torture is not funny! Hoohoohahahoohoohoohoohoo!

Mario : I hate leaks! Somebody call me a plumber!

Danny Wells: Luigi