The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! (TV Series)

Game Show Host/The Great Gold Coin Rush (1989)

Lou Albano: Mario

Quotes 

• Mario : Faster than a vanishing clog! More powerful than an electric drain snake! It's Super Mario!

  Luigi : And Super Luigi!

• [the Mario Bros. are digging their way out of a mine] 

  Princess Toadstool : Uh, Mario? Where exactly are we headed?

  Mario : Don't worry, Princess. I've got an instinct about these things. We're headed right for...

  [the Mario Bros. dig out of the ground and look around] 

  Mario : A town?

• Princess Toadstool : You sure this is the way to the Fire Flower mine?

  Calamity Clam : Sure is. But first, we gotta go through a tomato sauce mine.

  Mario : [dips his finger in the sauce and tastes it]  Mmm! There's never a noodle around when you need one.

  Calamity Clam : Funny you should mention that, pard. Got a vein of prime pasta noodles right here. Heh heh heh!

  Mario : Mama mia! Pastariffic!

  [Princess Toadstool pulls Mario away] 

  Princess Toadstool : No time for eating, Mario. Here's all the Fire Flowers you'll ever need.

  [the group finds the Fire Flower mine] 

  Mario : Couldn't we just take a little pasta break?

  Princess Toadstool : Please, Mario. Get super now, eat later.

• [Princess Toadstool is captured by Koopa] 

  Mario : Don't be scared, Princess!

  Luigi : [chuckles nervously]  I'm scared enough for all of us.

• [Koopa falls on a cactus and is sent flying into the air] 

  Mario : There goes Klaimjump Koopa.

  Luigi : He's gonna land real hard after this jump.

  Toad : Yep. And without a single gold coin in his pocket.

  Mario : The Mushroom people get the mine, and Koopa gets the shaft.