The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (TV Series)

Rock Star in the House (2005)

Jesse McCartney: Jesse McCartney

Quotes 

• Jesse McCartney : [after Maddie and London are removed]  You hang out with those girls? What are they like two years older then you?

  Zack Martin : Three.

  Jesse McCartney : [high-fives Zack]  Impressive dude!

• Zack Martin : If you like video games, come over to my place and I'll crush you like the pretty boy you are!

  Jesse McCartney : Hey, that's Mr. Pretty Boy to you!

• Jesse McCartney : Excuse me.

  [points to where Maddie and London are standing, disguised as waiters] 

  London : [squeals]  He's pointing at me! I think he wants to propose.

  [rolls up sleeves] 

  Maddie : He's pointing at the water, dingbat, he thinks you're a waiter.

  London : Why would he think that?

  Maddie : [looks over at London] 

  London : Right.

• Maddie : Can you believe that all these girls are screaming for Jesse McCartney? So lame.

  London : Seriously. They all *think* they have a shot with Jesse, when really, he and I are meant to be.

  [lovingly gazes at cover of 'Seventeen' magazine with Jesse's picture on it] 

  Jesse McCartney : Excuse me, do you know where the manager's office is?

  London : Mmm, over there.

  Jesse McCartney : Thanks.

  [walks away] 

  Maddie : Wasn't that Jesse McCartney?

  London : Hm?

  [turns around, gasps, turns back around, and faints]