The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (TV Series)
Crushed (2006)
Dylan Sprouse: Zack Martin
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Quotes
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Agnes : This is so romantic. Do you like it when I feed you?
Cody Martin : Yes. Although, I could feed myself if you untied me.
Agnes : But if I untied you, you might try to run away again.
Cody Martin : No I wouldn't. And it's not because you nailed my feet to the floor, which by the way, is taking most of the enjoyment out of this tasty mac and cheese.
Agnes : Let me pull those nails right out!
Cody Martin : AAAARRGGGHHH!
Cody Martin : [Wakes up from his nightmare] Man! I just had the scariest dream in the history of scary dreams.
Agnes : What was it about, honey?
Cody Martin : AAGGHH!
Zack Martin : Hey, guys.
Cody Martin : How'd she get in here?
Zack Martin : I let her in.
Cody Martin : Why?
Zack Martin : [Shrugs] Kicks. By the way, you'd better get dressed. Your wedding's in 10 minutes!
Cody Martin : Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wedding?
Agnes : [Suddenly appearing in a wedding dress] Hi, hubby-wubby!
Carey : [Showing Cody his wedding tux] Told ya it'd all work out!
Cody Martin : [Wakes up from nightmare] AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!
Zack Martin : Man, I've been watching you scream for 10 minutes.
Cody Martin : Why didn't you wake me?
Zack Martin : There was nothing on TV.
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Zack Martin : Maybe she'll have a lousy time on your date. You are as boring as a stick. Actually, you could play with a stick
Cody Martin : Thanks for trying to cheer me up. But I'm a goner. Nothing I do bothers her.
Zack Martin : That's because you're too nice do something to gross her out. Sneeze on her, pick some eye boogers, braid your nose hairs.
Cody Martin : Eww! That's gross!
Zack Martin : That's the point!
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Agnes : You're MY little rebel.
Zack Martin : [whimpers] But, you like Cody!
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Agnes : Shh, don't speak!
[puts a finger on Zacks lips]
Agnes : Your eyes speak for you!
Zack Martin : I wish they'd shut up!
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Cody Martin : Agnes, what Zack is trying to say is, you came on a little strong.
Zack Martin : No, what Zack is trying to say is...
[opens door]
Zack Martin : ...leave.
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Zack Martin : You gotta stop being such a pushover. Now go do my homework like you promised.
Cody Martin : Okay... but you're only getting a B.
Zack Martin : Yes! My first B!
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Cody Martin : I'd like you to know that unlike you, I'm not enjoying your pain. Oh, hi, Agnes.
Zack Martin : Very funny, but that won't work.
Agnes : [Comes up behind Zack] Hi, Zack.
Zack Martin : ARGH!
Cody Martin : OK, now I'm enjoying it!
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Agnes : [after discovering Zack is impersonating Cody on their date] You're not my Codikins! I don't like to be fooled... Zack.
Zack Martin : But I...
Agnes : I know what's going on.
Zack Martin : You do?
Agnes : Yeah. You want me for yourself.
Zack Martin : Whoa, there, girl! I hawked on your food, I pulled pasta out of my nose.
Agnes : And strangely, I loved it. And you.
Zack Martin : [Whimpers] But you love Cody!
Agnes : I know. But you are exciting and unpredictable. You're my little rebel. Agnes likes!
Zack Martin : But...
Agnes : Shh! Don't speak! Your eyes speak for you.
Zack Martin : I wish they'd shut up!
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Carey : Agnes tells me you guys have a date tomorrow.
Cody Martin : We don't have a date.
Carey : OK, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. What do you call it when one friend goes out to dinner with another friend?
Zack Martin : Creepy beyond belief.
Carey : Don't be jealous, Zack. You'll have a special friend some day, too.
Zack Martin : Yeah, hopefully, my friend won't be from Planet Whoo!
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Cody Martin : Our children will be Agnes Jr and Cody Jr. Our dog's name is Agnody.
[Pulls Agnes to him]
Cody Martin : Right, honey bear?
Zack Martin : [Pulls Agnes to him] She's not your honey bear, she's my sugar muffin!
Cody Martin : [Pulls Agnes to him] Tell him you're mine, cutie-patootie!
Zack Martin : [Pulls Agnes to him] No one tells my rosie posie what to do!
Agnes : That popping noise you hear? Yeah, that was my shoulder.
Cody Martin : Oh, I'm sorry. Let me rub that for you, sweetie tweetie.
Zack Martin : [Pulls Agnes to him] No one touches my lovey bunny but me!
Cody Martin : Oh, yeah?
Cody Martin : Yeah!
