- Jerri Blank: Do a lot of the people die of the syphilis?
- Chuck Noblet: Oh, absolutely. Historically, syphilis is right up there with Germans. It wiped out the Romanovs, it decimated our fleet at Pearl Harbor, and of course, Fidel Castro impersonated Marilyn Monroe and gave President Kennedy a case of syphilis so severe that eventually it blew the back of his head off.
- Jerri Blank: I am proud to be the host of the dance and the host to my virus. Condoms are for cowards! Who's with me!
- Geoffrey Jellineck: I are Jerry. All, of I are.
- Geoffrey Jellineck: I just finish meeting with the committee of - me,myself and I - and we made my final decision for this years Lord/Lady of the Dance.
- Jerri Blank: Principal Blackman, I have to confess something. I have an STD.
- Principal Onyx Blackman: There's a shocker.
- Geoffrey Jellineck: Jerri, what's going on with the dance?
- Jerri Blank: I've got the STD's, and everybody knows.
- Geoffrey Jellineck: Jerri, that is nothing to be ashamed about, unless your embarrassed about having everyone know you've done something so shameful.