- Geoffrey Jellineck: Listen up, girls. Violence never solved anything -except conflict. I know, I'm a pacifist.
- Mr. Tidbits: [talking to Jellineck] Are you a faggot?
- Geoffrey Jellineck: Sorry, what's happening?
- Mr. Tidbits: You seem womanly to me. Which leads me to believe your a faggot. Well?
- Principal Onyx Blackman: Ha-Ha-Ha Good nature ribbing by the new guy. I love it. Hilarious.
- Mr. Tidbits: This is no joke. I hate queers.