- Bill Miller: What do you think looks better - this
- [holds up a brown shirt]
- Bill Miller: or this
- [holds up a blue shirt]
- Bill Miller: ?
- Judy Miller: Okay. Aren't you the guy who wanted to wear a tank top to my aunt's wedding?
- Bill Miller: Judy, when you have guns like these
- [patting his tricep]
- Bill Miller: , you don't wanna put 'em in a holster.
- Brian Miller: [with Bill coming through the front door] Thank God you're home!
- Bill Miller: [stopping halfway in] Why? Maybe I'm not.
- Brian Miller: It's just that Mom's been...
- Bill Miller: Bye-bye.
- Judy Miller: I'm going over there now.
- Bill Miller: Now? You can't go now. Living room full of women.
- Judy Miller: Bill, it's just a Tupperware party. I think you can handle it till I get back.
- Bill Miller: What in the world would make you think that?
- Judy Miller: You're a salesman. Do what you do at work.
- Bill Miller: Watch the clock and wish I went to college?