- Judy Miller: [to Linda] Are you sure you wanna get married in a veterans hall?
- Bill Miller: Ah, it makes sense, Judy. Your sister and this place have opened their doors to a lot of grizzled old sailors.
- Judy Miller: Bill, what're we gonna do about this wedding?
- Bill Miller: Same thing we do at every wedding: drink a lot, eat a lot and tape our card to somebody else's gift.
- Linda Michaels: [sitting at a restaurant] Ooo, this is nice. What's the occasion? Why'd we have to get all dressed up?
- Judy Miller: Well, I thought we'd go out for a nice dinner and talk about what kind of bachelorette party you'd like.
- Linda Michaels: Well... I guess I'm too old for strippers and drinking.
- Judy Miller: No, you're not.
- Linda Michaels: Oh, good! Let's do that!
- Linda Michaels: [entering front door with Perry] Hello. We're back from the honeymoon.
- Judy Miller: [cheerfully] Aloha! How was Cleveland?
- Perry: I'm now officially in the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame.
- Linda Michaels: Yeah, he wrote his name on the bathroom wall.
- Bill Miller: I'm in the Baseball Hall of Fame.