Step by Step (TV Series)
Trading Places (1993)
Brandon Call: John Thomas 'J.T.' Lambert
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Quotes
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John Thomas 'J.T.' Lambert : I'm sick of doing laundry! I mean we're the parents, right? Why can't we just burn this stuff and buy new clothes?
Dana Foster : Look, don't tell me your problems, I've been in this kitchen all day cooking for those brats. 'I'm hungry', 'I want a sandwich', 'make me a hamburger', what do they think this is, a restaurant?
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Frank Lambert : I guess I better turn in too, I got a big day of watching football tomorrow.
John Thomas 'J.T.' Lambert : And mowing the lawn.
Frank Lambert : I'll mow the lawn.
John Thomas 'J.T.' Lambert : And washing the cars.
Frank Lambert : I'll wash the cars.
John Thomas 'J.T.' Lambert : And doing your Algebra homework.
Frank Lambert : Excuse me?
John Thomas 'J.T.' Lambert : Well you're me, remember? You've got a take-home test in Algebra and you better do well, because I hear you're flunking.
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John Thomas 'J.T.' Lambert : Son, you know when you cheat, you're only cheating yourself.
Frank Lambert : Come on, J.T., give me a break, I've been out of school for 20 years, I can't do this stuff.
John Thomas 'J.T.' Lambert : Well then we'll just have to get you a tutor.
Frank Lambert : And where are you going to find a tutor on Sunday?
John Thomas 'J.T.' Lambert : [calls up the stairs] MARK!
Frank Lambert : Oh no, you can't lock me in a room with Mr. Wizard and an Algebra book.
John Thomas 'J.T.' Lambert : Sure I can, I'm the dad, remember?