- Dr. Daniel Jackson: So, how are you gonna get me in?
- Jacob Carter/Selmak: Yu will be among the System Lords attending the meeting.
- Major Samantha Carter: I thought you said he was going in as a slave.
- Jacob Carter/Selmak: The System Lord, Yu.
- Major Samantha Carter: Little joke there.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: [dryly] Funny.
- Aldwin: Are you interested in Tok'ra engineering?
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: Oh. Interested doesn't quite describe how I truly feel.
- Aldwin: Well, you're welcome to join us.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: Thank you Aldwin, but I have to go help Teal'c... wait for Daniel.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: It's always suicide-mission this, save-the-planet that. No one ever just stops by to say 'hi' anymore.
- Jacob Carter/Selmak: How's it going?
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: Oh, swell. It's kinda like Goa'uld Mardi Gras here.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: You know, we really should come up with a new strategy. One that does *not* include us dying.
- Major Samantha Carter: Lieutenant Elliot. Finally got your first assignment.
- Lieutenant Elliot: Yes ma'am. Be nice to see a little action for a change.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: It's just your basic off world orientation, Lieutenant. There is no action.
- Lieutenant Elliot: Maybe not sir, but I am looking forward to meeting the Tok'ra.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: You'll get over it.
- Yu-huang Shang Ti: [to Daniel Jackson, who is posing as his human slave] Try not to make me look foolish by allowing yourself to get murdered.