- Dr. Daniel Jackson: [to Teal'c] What happens when you dial your own phone number?
- [Daniel quickly realizes Teal'c has no idea]
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: Wrong person to ask.
- [to Hammond]
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: What happens when you dial your own phone number?
- General Hammond: You get a busy signal.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: Exactly.
- Samantha Carter: Try to stay put, Sir, I think your leg's broken.
- Jack O'Neill: No, my leg's definitely broken. What's the bad news, 'cause unless they've redecorated the Gate room, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.
- Samantha Carter: What's wrong with your chest?
- Jack O'Neill: I think I cracked a rib too.
- Samantha Carter: Why didn't you say something?
- Jack O'Neill: I was afraid you'd try to put a splint on it.
- Samantha Carter: Sshhh. Try to sleep.
- Jack O'Neill: Is that what we're doing?
- Samantha Carter: You're exhausted, you passed out. I just thought we had to combine body heat or we wouldn't make it through the night.
- Jack O'Neill: That's fine. It's just... very hard to sleep with broken ribs when someone's lying on you.
- Samantha Carter: Sorry.
- Sgt. Walter Harriman: We've almost replaced all of the superconductive interface elements, sir. The old ones all melted. It's gonna take some time to load-test them though.
- General Hammond: Just tell me the minute we can send a probe through.
- Sgt. Siler: That'll be 24 hours, General. Minimum.
- Teal'c: Captain Carter and Colonel O'Neill do not have that long.
- General Hammond: I'll give you half that.
- Sgt. Siler: No, sir, it doesn't work that way. Twenty-four hours is the best I can do.
- General Hammond: [Takes a breath] Then you better get back to it.
- Sgt. Siler: Yes, sir!
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: Teal'c and I were flung out of this 'gate at this end so fast I don't even remember hitting the ramp.
- Samantha Carter: Daniel must have misdialed.
- Jack O'Neill: Misdialed? You mean this place is a wrong number? Ah, for crying out loud.
- Jack O'Neill: Soups on.
- Samantha Carter: Just a little more, I'm almost through.
- Jack O'Neill: Come on now, you don't want it to get cold.
- Samantha Carter: I didn't know you could cook.
- Jack O'Neill: I can't, but my melted ice is to die for.
- Samantha Carter: Is this your first broken bone?
- Jack O'Neill: No. This would be... uh, nine... if you count skull fractures.