- Teal'c: Major Carter.
- Major Samantha Carter: Teal'c, this is the women's locker room.
- Teal'c: It appears there is no one else here but you, and you are fully clothed.
- Major Samantha Carter: True.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: You know, Harry, it's not that I can't believe you lied to me again. It's that you
- [shouting]
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: lied to me *again*!
- Colonel Harry Maybourne: Sorry, Jack. I never should've dragged you into this.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: Yes, Harry. You've been a very bad boy.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: [Maybourne has stopped walking up the Gate ramp] Yes?
- Colonel Harry Maybourne: You know the real reason I wanna do this?
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: Huh?
- Colonel Harry Maybourne: I've never actually been through this thing before.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: Really?
- Colonel Harry Maybourne: I ran the off-world operation from Earth using a Goa'uld communicator.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: Nervous?
- Colonel Harry Maybourne: Me? Nah... I'm just taking a moment.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: [pause] Done?
- Colonel Harry Maybourne: Yeah!
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: Good.
- Teal'c: Are you able to translate any of this, Jonas Quinn?
- Jonas Quinn: It's not Ancient, but it's definitely a language belonging to one of the races of the Ancient alliance.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: Nox? Asgard?
- Jonas Quinn: Furlings.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: Oh, no. Not those guys.
- Jonas Quinn: What?
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: Oh, I don't know. I just can't imagine cute, little, furry things making big powerful weapons, that's all.
- Jonas Quinn: I don't even know what they look like.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: Furling. Sounds cute and fuzzy to me.
- [Teal'c smiles]
- [Maybourne tosses an explosive in the lake to 'catch' some fish]
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: That is just wrong on so many levels.
- Colonel Harry Maybourne: You wanted to kill me from the start.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: Ah, screw you, Maybourne. I was joking. Look what you did to my leg.
- Colonel Harry Maybourne: I set the trap for the pig.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: With a grenade?
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: I think you suffered enough. Hell, I even got to shoot you.
- Colonel Harry Maybourne: Twice.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: Hey, don't you die on me now.
- Colonel Harry Maybourne: What difference would it make?
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: Because we're about to be rescued.
- Colonel Harry Maybourne: Oh, that's nice.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: Isn't it?