- Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: No offense, Jackson, but you do not strike me as the drug dealer type. In fact, you're not even close.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: I think I'm as close as you are!
- Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: Come on! You're miles away.
- Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: Teal'c, which one of us is closer?
- Teal'c: I believe the three of you to be equidistant.
- Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: Oh, please! Mary Poppins is not even in the running!
- Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: Hey!
- Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: We're supposed to stay under the radar.
- Teal'c: I doubt if this world possesses such technology.
- Major General Hank Landry: If you tell me what I need to know, I'll arrange a feast the likes of which you've not seen since you set foot on this planet.
- Nerus: Feast?
- Major General Hank Landry: I do not use the word lightly.
- Nerus: Nor do I.
- Nerus: [Ba'al aims his staff weapon at Nerus as he attempts to remove a virus from the Goa'uld ship's computers] You can try shooting the console, but I don't think it will do any good.
- Nerus: [moving away from the console, Ba'al's staff weapon follows Nerus' movement] Oh. I don't suppose there is anything I can say?
- [Ba'al shakes his head]
- Nerus: But I'm so interesting.
- [the Stargate and its DHD have just been beamed away under SG1's nose]
- Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: Well, here's an obvious question...
- Chief Mst Sgt. Walter Harriman: Sir, if you don't mind my asking...
- Major General Hank Landry: How did we plant the beacon on Nerus?
- Chief Mst Sgt. Walter Harriman: Yes, sir.
- Major General Hank Landry: It was a piece of cake.
- [SG1 has just been tortured by drug dealers]
- Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: Look, for what it's worth, guys, sorry I dragged you into this.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: [blasé] Oh, it happens all the time.
- Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: We have got the best jobs in the world, don't we?
- Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: I'm gonna hit the shower.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: I'm gonna find a doctor.
- Teal'c: We are indeed suitably employed
- Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: Yeah, it was a good day.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: Sam is right, we are not equipped to take these guys on.
- Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: I have no intention of taking anybody on. I'm just going to pose as a buyer.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: You?
- Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: Well no offense Jackson, but you do not strike me as the drug dealer type.
- Colonel Paul Emerson: I can't think of a better first operational mission for the Odyssey than to bring home SG-1.
- Major General Hank Landry: Neither can I.