Star Trek: Voyager (TV Series)

Future's End: Part II (1996)

Sarah Silverman: Rain Robinson

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• Rain Robinson : And you - Tom Paris. Hmm... Sexy - in a Howdy Doody sort of way. Pretty goofy, although sometimes I think you're... the smartest man I've ever met. All this running around you do, your mission... You're so dedicated, you know, like you care about something more than just your own... little life.

  Lieutenant Tom Paris : Is that so unusual?

  Rain Robinson : Yeah.

• [the Doctor is the only Voyager crewman on 20th-century Earth still in a Starfleet uniform] 

  Rain Robinson : And you, Mr. Leisure Suit...

  The Doctor : [dryly]  There's a name I hadn't considered.

• Lieutenant Tom Paris : So - why'd you become an astronomer?

  Rain Robinson : My brother... had a telescope, a little refractor. You could barely see in the tree house next door actually, but... it was enough. It was enough to see the rings of Saturn. I remember... I remember I used to think that they looked like... jewels from a pirate's treasure. All I ever wanted since then was to... reach up and touch 'em.

• Rain Robinson : Agent Tuvok, what's up?

  Lieutenant Tuvok : Breakfast is 'up'.

• Rain Robinson : Yeah, you gotta get back to Mars, right?

  Lieutenant Tom Paris : Hm... Saturn.

  Rain Robinson : That's perfect! I told you, I always loved Saturn; so, give me your phone number.

• Rain Robinson : Talk about a motley crew: We have the Doctor - a guy with the worst, WORST taste in clothing I've ever seen. Tuvok - what a freakasaurus. Has the guy ever cracked a smile?

  Lieutenant Tom Paris : Not that I can recall.

• Rain Robinson : [after Starling beamed out of his car]  I've gone out with guys who've disappeared into thin air on the first date...

  The Doctor : I assume she is speaking figuratively.

  Rain Robinson : ...but I have never actually seen it happen.

• Rain Robinson : What's it like? Life as a spy, I mean.

  Lieutenant Tom Paris : Classified.

• [Tuvok has organized breakfast] 

  Rain Robinson : Chili burritos, foot-long hot dogs and Goliath Gulps. This is not a breakfast, this is an afternoon at Dodger Stadium.

  Lieutenant Tuvok : And that is a non-sequitur.

• Rain Robinson : Say hi to Saturn for me.

  Lieutenant Tom Paris : I will.