- [first lines]
- Harold: Good morning, Kat. I'll have... What's this?
- Katrina: Oh. It's a Garfield cartoon I cut out of the paper. I think it's cute.
- Harold: Well, it's not cute. A cat, who eats lasagne! The feline digestive tract couldn't possibly break down the enzymes used to make ricotta. That cat should be constantly vomiting.
- Katrina: Well, it's not just about lasagne. He also hates Mondays.
- Harold: Well, I, uh, you didn't tell me that.
- [laughs uproariously]
- Harold: Hates Mondays!
- Katrina: You're dating John Stamos?
- Skyler Dayton: No! I'm dating his accountant. It's really weird; I've never dated a guy who wore a suit and tie before. Well, outside of a court appearance.
- Harold: Skyler, you look so young and healthy, what on earth have you had surgery for?
- [everybody stares at him]
- Skyler Dayton: Uh, Harold, I had my breasts done.
- Harold: Oh, dear God, they must have been enormous!
- Gavin P. Miller: What're you doing?
- Stuart Miller: Just, uh, typing up some employee evaluations.
- Gavin P. Miller: Uh-huh.
- [checks computer]
- Gavin P. Miller: Hm, I didn't know we had Asian twins working here. Someone should tell them about the dress code.
- Stuart Miller: I was googling a Chinese restaurant; this just came up. Apparently what those girls are doing is also called a Twin Dragon.
- [last lines]
- Harold: Gavin, I, I, I,I just want to say I'm glad you're back and your operation was a success.
- Gavin P. Miller: Thanks, Harold. It really was pretty routine.
- Harold: Not true. Anything can happen when you go under the knife. Mixed-up charts for example; you could go in for a gall-bladder surgery and come out with a sex change.
- Gavin P. Miller: Oh come on, that doesn't happen.
- Harold: Happened to my nephew. Tragic. Didn't let it get him down, though; he just threw on some strappy sandals and a tube top, and strutted out of that hospital determined to make the best of it.
- Stuart Miller: He packed a tube top for gall-bladder surgery?
- Harold: And a pashmina and a pair of thigh-high boots. The weather in San Francisco is very unpredictable.