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Quotes
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[first lines]
Gavin P. Miller : Stuart. Did you read this? Random House is coming out with the complete annotated Faulkner collection - Stuart, that is not funny!
Stuart Miller : Lets take a vote. Everybody who thinks it's funny put your hand on your chin.
Gavin P. Miller : Why do you keep messing with my cardboard cut-out?
Stuart Miller : Well, why is that creepy thing still in our office?
Gavin P. Miller : Because I might decide to have another signing for my book.
Stuart Miller : What for? Mom already has a copy.
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Stuart Miller : Why do you torment yourself with a constant reminder of your failure?
Gavin P. Miller : It wasn't *my* failure; it's society's. My book was universally praised and no-one bought it. Meanwhile Britney Spears spits out a novel and 'Oops, I Wrote It Again' tops the best seller list.
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Stuart Miller : Books on human behavior can be found under 'Psychology' and 'Self-Help' and my name is Stuart, and I can be found under 'Dangerous Men'.
Skyler Dayton : So can I. That's why I need the book.
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[last lines]
Stuart Miller : Oh, come on, let's hire her. She could be great for this place; add a little life around here.
Gavin P. Miller : Don't be ridiculous! Do we really want someone who's going to recommend books based on the authors' pictures?
Stuart Miller : So what!
Gavin P. Miller : She chose College of the Desert guy over Edward Berlinger!
Harold March : Edward Berlinger? I just read about him.
Gavin P. Miller : Yes, he's probably won another award.
Harold March : No, they found his wife's head in his freezer!
Skyler Dayton : Really! Hah!
Gavin P. Miller : We open at ten. Don't be late.
Harold March : Dear God! He strangled her with his Nobel prize.
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Stuart Miller : God, she's so beautiful.
Gavin P. Miller : I suppose. But I prefer a different kind of woman. Like Charlotte. She can speak four languages; she can converse on world affairs.
Stuart Miller : She can frost a martini glass just by touching it.