Quotes
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Gavin P. Miller : Professor, is it just me, or are the world's standards deteriorating?
Harold March : Ah, standards can kiss my ass! Standards keep people from taking chances. In the space program we had a poster up on the wall back when we were building Apollo. It said: if you wanna make an omelette, you gotta break a few eggs. The astronauts did not like that poster.
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[last lines]
Stuart Miller : Oh, come on, let's hire her. She could be great for this place; add a little life around here.
Gavin P. Miller : Don't be ridiculous! Do we really want someone who's going to recommend books based on the authors' pictures?
Stuart Miller : So what!
Gavin P. Miller : She chose College of the Desert guy over Edward Berlinger!
Harold March : Edward Berlinger? I just read about him.
Gavin P. Miller : Yes, he's probably won another award.
Harold March : No, they found his wife's head in his freezer!
Skyler Dayton : Really! Hah!
Gavin P. Miller : We open at ten. Don't be late.
Harold March : Dear God! He strangled her with his Nobel prize.
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Harold March : [sees Katrina coming in] Finally! Where's my coffee?
Katrina : [getting behind the counter] I dunno, where's the life I always wanted?
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Harold March : At NASA, we had a poster on the wall. It said, 'If you're going to make an omelette, you've gotta break a few eggs'. The astronauts did *not* like that poster.