- Dr. Victor Ehrlich: Fine, so, where'd you put the happy couple?
- Luther Hawkins: Oh, up in the fifth floor of Dr. Craig's office.
- Dr. Victor Ehrlich: [Shocked at Luther's answer] Are you crazy?
- Luther Hawkins: What, just relax, take it easy. Dr. Craig is out of town, the walls are thick, and the office is private, just trust me, everything will be fine.
- Dr. Victor Ehrlich: [Mortified] Trust you, fine, thick walls, this man's insane, my career's on the line.
- Dr. Robert Caldwell: [while looking at a X-ray] Come on, Ehrlich, your interest in Mrs. Dowd has more to do with your own testosterone than her husbands endocrines.
- Dr. Victor Ehrlich: Even prisoners have conjugal rights. Why can't hospital patients, okay? This is an important ethical question!
- Dr. Robert Caldwell: Look, if you were really worried about ethics, you wouldn't be hitting on the guy's wife while he was in traction.
- Dr. Victor Ehrlich: Is that what you think? That I'm some sort of ulterior pig who only cares about getting his ashes Holt?
- Dr. Robert Caldwell: Took the words right out of my mouth.
- Dr. Victor Ehrlich: Well, you're entitled, to your opinion, but I'm not gonna lead Mrs. Dowd in the lurch!