St. Elsewhere (TV Series)

The Children's Hour (1984)

Ed Begley Jr.: Dr. Victor Ehrlich

Quotes 

• Dr. Victor Ehrlich : Fine, so, where'd you put the happy couple?

  Luther Hawkins : Oh, up in the fifth floor of Dr. Craig's office.

  Dr. Victor Ehrlich : [Shocked at Luther's answer]  Are you crazy?

  Luther Hawkins : What, just relax, take it easy. Dr. Craig is out of town, the walls are thick, and the office is private, just trust me, everything will be fine.

  Dr. Victor Ehrlich : [Mortified]  Trust you, fine, thick walls, this man's insane, my career's on the line.

• Dr. Robert Caldwell : [while looking at a X-ray]  Come on, Ehrlich, your interest in Mrs. Dowd has more to do with your own testosterone than her husbands endocrines.

  Dr. Victor Ehrlich : Even prisoners have conjugal rights. Why can't hospital patients, okay? This is an important ethical question!

  Dr. Robert Caldwell : Look, if you were really worried about ethics, you wouldn't be hitting on the guy's wife while he was in traction.

  Dr. Victor Ehrlich : Is that what you think? That I'm some sort of ulterior pig who only cares about getting his ashes Holt?

  Dr. Robert Caldwell : Took the words right out of my mouth.

  Dr. Victor Ehrlich : Well, you're entitled, to your opinion, but I'm not gonna lead Mrs. Dowd in the lurch!