- Cliff Clavin: So, you three are of the medical persuasion, yeah? Because we all earn our income through the generosity of the federal government perhaps a little free attention is in order here. I got a pain in my arm.
- Dr. Mark Craig: It's probably from slinging back all those mugs of beer all day long. No wonder the mail never gets delivered.
- Carla Tortelli: Hey, hey, hey where ya goin'? I brought you a Shirley Temple.
- Dr. Mark Craig: For your information lady, I'm not drinking because I have a delicate operation to perform in the morning.
- Carla Tortelli: Fitting someone for a body bag?
- Dr. Mark Craig: [to Westphall and Auschlander] Stiff her but good.
- Dr. Victor Ehrlich: Dr. Craig, you're Episcopalian, is there a minimum income requirement to join?
- Dr. Mark Craig: Will you stop being a moron?
- Dr. Mark Craig: What are you doing?
- Dr. Victor Ehrlich: I'm looking for the messiah.
- Dr. Mark Craig: And I'm beginning to think that you're a 100% certifiable chuckle head.
- Carla Tortelli: What do you want?
- Dr. Mark Craig: I think I'd like something light, maybe you could suggest an aperitif?
- Carla Tortelli: What do I look like? A sommelier?