- [During the Y2K test]
- Dana Whitaker: Jeremy? Jeremy.
- Jeremy Goodwin: It's gonna be okay.
- Dana Whitaker: Is ALL the power out?
- Jeremy Goodwin: What do you mean?
- Dana Whitaker: Is all the POWER out?
- Jeremy Goodwin: No, of course not.
- Dana Whitaker: What'd we lose?
- Jeremy Goodwin: We lost the control room.
- Dana Whitaker: Yes.
- Jeremy Goodwin: And the studio.
- Dana Whitaker: Okay.
- Jeremy Goodwin: The newsroom and the offices, editing, graphics, engineering, sound.
- Dana Whitaker: Is anything working?
- Jeremy Goodwin: No.
- Dana Whitaker: I thought you said we didn't lose all power.
- Jeremy Goodwin: I thought you meant in the whole city.
- [During the Y2K practice run]
- Casey McCall: Zamfir, master of the pan flute, was 26-for-32 in passing...
- Dave: Cue graphics.
- Chris: Graphics are up.
- Jeremy Goodwin: Graphics are up, my good friends. As sure as the sun sets in the west, as sure as there will always be an England, the graphics are up.
- Dana Whitaker: Natalie?
- Natalie Hurley: Yeah.
- Dana Whitaker: Way too much sugar for him lately.
- Natalie Hurley: I know.
- Casey McCall: For more on that, we take you to our ship's purser, Gopher Smith, who's standing by on the Lido deck. Gopher?
- Dana Whitaker: Jeremy... I'm honestly sorry.
- Jeremy Goodwin: There's no point in assigning blame.
- Elliott: What happened?
- Jeremy Goodwin: It was Dana's fault!
- [During the Y2K test]
- Dan Rydell: Good evening from New York City I'm Dan Rydell alongside Casey McCall. Those stories plus Luciano Pavarotti shocks the track world by running the 100m in 6 seconds, my mother hits for the cycle and Martina Hingis sings selections from 'No, No, Nanette'.
- Casey McCall: You're watching Sports Night on CSC, so stick around.
- [During the Y2K test]
- Casey McCall: Thank you Gopher. We're just getting started here on 'Dan and Casey's Dance Fever'. We're going to take a commercial break, so stay with us.