- [Sign: "Total Devastation SALE!" Take an additional 30% off all men's underwear."]
- Lokar: Have you any dangerously-sequinned hot pants?
- Moltar: Umm... no.
- Lokar: Perchance a scented thong?
- Moltar: I have some underwear that's scented, but...
- [snorts]
- Moltar: ... I don't think it's what you're looking for.
- Lokar: Oh... gorgeous!
- Denis Leary: You have Madonna's new album?
- Zorak: [hiss] ...
- [hiss]
- Zorak: ...
- Denis Leary: *Somebody's* buying it.
- Space Ghost: And so, kids, that's the story of how I saved Christmas.
- [no response from the kids]
- Space Ghost: Now get back to work, ya fat humps!
- Space Ghost: Who do you think you are?
- Denis Leary: I think the universe knows who I am, Space Ghost.
- Space Ghost: Then who do you think the universe knows I am, Denis?
- Denis Leary: Space Ghost. And I'm Denis Leary, master of the universe.
- Space Ghost: Master? I know one or two guys who might disagree with you... master!
- Denis Leary: Like who?
- Space Ghost: Yoda.
- Denis Leary: Okay, who else on the list?
- [beat]
- Space Ghost: Star Wars.
- Zorak: Wow, Denis Leary! I've seen all your movies.
- Denis Leary: Thank you, thank you.
- Zorak: I didn't think they were very good.
- [beat]
- Zorak: What'd you think?
- Space Ghost: Who are your arch-enemies? And don't say me.
- Denis Leary: You?
- Space Ghost: [spit take to camera] Me?
- [does another spit take]
- Space Ghost: Me? Hehe, one more...
- [third spit take, but this time he spits out blood]
- Space Ghost: Uh oh...
- Denis Leary: Aside from you, uh... Dr. Katz, another animated figure.
- Space Ghost: Why don't you just launch him into the deep recesses of space?
- Denis Leary: If I could.
- Space Ghost: Oh, that's right, you're a smoker.