- Chad Ghostal: [speaking about Elvira while posing as his benevolent twin brother Tad Ghostal] She's saucy! So, what have you been doin' with yourself, ya little minx?
- Elvira: Well, gotta lot of things goin'...
- Chad Ghostal: Really!
- Elvira: Trying to get a new movie going.
- Chad Ghostal: Mmm hmm, cinema, good!
- Elvira: Uh, "Elvira vs. The Vampire Women".
- Chad Ghostal: [makes "cat growl" sound]
- Elvira: Working on a new book series, for young adults.
- Chad Ghostal: You go, little vampire girl. I hope you've got a plush, satin-lined coffin, for all the beauty sleep you must take.
- Elvira: Um, actually, I don't sleep in a coffin, I find a bed much more comfortable.
- Zorak: Hi, Susan!
- Susan Olsen: Hello.
- Zorak: Look, every time I move my arm, it costs the Cartoon Network forty-two bucks!
- [evil laugh]
- Zorak: Look, look!
- [moves his arm back and forth repeatedly]
- Zorak: 42, 84, 126...