Space Ghost Coast to Coast (TV Series)

Chambraigne (1999)

George Lowe: Space Ghost

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Quotes 

• Space Ghost : Now Bob, I have one more final question for you: Do you have the freedom to wear comfortable, open-toed shoes?

  Bob Costas : I could, yes.

  Space Ghost : OK.

  Bob Costas : Yeah... Actually though, it's not advisable when doing a football game in Green Bay in December to wear sandals.

  Space Ghost : Bob, everyone knows Green Bay is not in December. You obviously don't shampoo.

• Space Ghost : Chambraigne: It's shampoo for your hair, and your brain.

• Bob Costas : How much hair do you have, Space Ghost?

  Space Ghost : Oh, I don't know. Nine. Nine fat stalks!

  Bob Costas : Well, why, Space Ghost, if you weren't concerned about your own dome, why would you be so concerned and perhaps envious of those who have a full head of hair?

  [pause] 

  Space Ghost : Right.

• [after viewing a commercial] 

  Space Ghost : Finally, a product for me! I believe every word that man just said - because it's exactly what I wanted to hear.

• Space Ghost : [to Bob Costas]  I have one final question for you. As a carbon-based sex machine...

  Zorak : Smooth-chested, no doubt.

  Space Ghost : I was just gonna say that!... It's amazing. We've been working together so long...

  Zorak : We finish each other's sentences.

  Space Ghost : Well, you know, it's like I always say... when I'm in the shower...

  [no response from Zorak] 

  Space Ghost : ..."SHOWER TIME!" That's what I always say, Bob. When I'm showering.

• Space Ghost : [speaking to a group of school children]  If someone approached you about washing your hair,

  [his left arm falls off] 

  Space Ghost : what would you say to them? I'll tell you what you should say. You'd say, "Thanks, but no thanks. I don't need large brains to have a good time." You wanna be groovy, huh? You wanna fit in? Wanna go to the big dance? Wanna be the KING? You'll be the FOOL! Shampoo will play you for the FOOL!

  Teacher : Okay, well, thank you for coming.

  Space Ghost : Oh, I'm not done. I'm serious. These brains, they're out there. They're shining. With eyes of hard plastic. And blue hair. Blue as the NIGHT!