- Stan Marsh: You see, Mom, all the kids at school were told to bring a picture of their moms' breasts for anatomy class.
- Eric Cartman: [as Stan's mom] I don't know, son, that sounds awfully strange. You cannot have a picture of my hot breasts.
- Stan Marsh: But Mom, my teacher will...
- Eric Cartman: No, no, no, no. You got to go...
- [in soft voice]
- Eric Cartman: but mmoooom...
- Stan Marsh: But... Mo...
- Eric Cartman: But Mmoooom...!
- Stan Marsh: This is hopeless.
- Kyle Broflovski: Why don't you just sneak into your mom's closet and get a picture when she's changing clothes?
- Stan Marsh: That's sick, dude, I'm not taking a picture of my mom's boobs.
- Kenny McCormick: [muffled] I'll do it!
- Stan Marsh: No, you're not doing it either.
- Trent Boyett: [holding a knife] Can Kyle come out and play?
- Sheila Broflovski: Oh, Kyle isn't home right now, hon.
- Trent Boyett: Thank you, ma'am.
- Miss Clarage: Trent Boyett, what have you done now?
- Young Trent Boyett: They said they could put it out.
- Miss Clarage: Children, get back away, now!
- [she tries to put out the fire, but it accidentally sets her on fire]
- Miss Clarage: [her last words] AHHH! I'M BURNING!