Announcer: And now, back to "It's A Wonderful Life".
George Bailey: You can't just buy people, Mr. Potter. You know what you are? You're a little bitch. That's right, you're a bitch and I'll bet you'd like to suck it, wouldn't you?
Policeman #1: Alright, Manson, we know you're in there. Come out peacefully and we'll shoot you.
Grandma: I thought that shirt would look really good on you.
Cartman: Are you telling me I drove nine hours through buttfucking nowhere to get a goddamn shirt? Mom, Grandma's gone senile, time to stick her in a home.