Cartman makes his hand into a face which he calls Jennifer Lopez. He slowly realizes that it's taking over his consciousness. When he's at the mall with his friends, Ms. Lopez sees a music-video store and wants to go in and proceeds to make a video called "Taco-Flavored Kisses". When the real Jennifer Lopez is fired, she gets pissed off and comes to South Park with Ben Affleck, who falls in love with Ms. Lopez (hand).
—anonymous