- Vito Spatafore: [regarding Eugene] I knew him better than anybody but still... Maybe he was a homo, felt there was no one he could talk to about it. That happens, too.
- Christopher Moltisanti: [to Agent Harris] What about that disease you picked up over there in Diarrhea-stan or wherever the fuck you were?
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: [to Tony] Hey, Dad. I'm gonna get Uncle Junior for this. Don't worry.
- [crying]
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: I watched since I was little how nice you were to him. And he doesn't get to just do this to you. And put you in here and get away with it. You're my Dad. And I'm gonna put a bullet in his fuckin' mummy head! I promise. I can't believe we're not gonna, like, do stuff together again. 'Cause we will. I'm positive.
- Psychologist: Repeat the following sentence: No ifs, ands or buts.
- Corrado 'Junior' Soprano: I'll do it if I fuckin' feel like it. Take your ultimatums and stick it in your ass!
- A.J. Soprano: What's going on?
- Carmela Soprano: You are just getting back?
- A.J. Soprano: Matt's car wouldn't start
- Carmela Soprano: Did you eat at least?
- A.J. Soprano: Yeah
- Meadow Soprano: Dad's not so good right now, they made us leave
- Silvio Dante: What's the latest?
- Carmela Soprano: He came out of the coma for a minute, they took the breathing tube out
- Silvio Dante: That's good right? That means his breathing on his own
- Carmela Soprano: They had to put the tubes back in
- Vito Spatafore: God damn Junior
- A.J. Soprano: [Unintentionally speaking in the third person as a method of coping with his father having been shot] Anthony Soprano is not going to die. I don't know what everybody's talking about
- Carmela Soprano: Nobody's saying his going to die
- Carmela Soprano: [to Christopher, Paulie and Vito, referring to AJ and Meadow] could one of you take them home please?
- Christopher Moltisanti: You can't live in this ICU Carmela, two nights straight is too much
- Carmela Soprano: I'm ok, Mead spelled me last night
- Meadow Soprano: I'm staying tonight too
- Carmela Soprano: [to AJ] I want you to go back, people call the house. We need somebody there
- Dr. Ba: [Referring to Tony] I got him back on the ventilator. The bullet didn't tear up the pancreas but it impacted the gall bladder. Sepsis is the big problem: an infection in the blood. I've got him sedated and restrained so he can't pull his breathing tubes out
- Carmela Soprano: Then what?
- Dr. Ba: As we discussed before we're probably not looking at a very good outcome here
- Carmela Soprano: Should we call Dr. Plepler?
- Dr. Ba: I'll let him know and Tashlin too, he'll stop by
- Carmela Soprano: Does he know that his dying?
- Dr. Ba: We don't know
- Silvio Dante: [During Eugene's wake] you got any beefs? I'm the one you come to. Likewise weekly I'll collect for the skip, keep it for him until his back on his feet, take out a portion for Carmella around the house and that shit there. Anybody got any questions? For now not personal questions relating to yourself but the family. Yeah Vito
- Vito Spatafore: [after he raised his hand] the sports book in Roseville, those rights should go to me now because Eugene was with me
- Silvio Dante: What'd I just say? Not about yourself
- Carlo Gervasi: What do we do about Junior?
- Christopher Moltisanti: His in jail that puts him out of our reach
- Vito Spatafore: Not necessarily
- Larry Boy Barese: His a demented old fuck. I say we do nothing, let him rot. Sever all ties, end this embarrassment right now
- Vito Spatafore: [Referring to the murder of Marvin Gaye by his father] he "Marvin Gayed" his own nephew: the boss of this family
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: What happens to Junior is Tony's call
- Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: That's right
- Vito Spatafore: Bobby, with all due respect, where the fuck were you that night? Why was the skipper babysitting Junior?
- Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: I had other family obligations, ask my wife. Tony volunteered
- Vito Spatafore: Are we done? I'm going back to the hospital
- Christopher Moltisanti: [jokingly, greeting Harris] oh, Sheriff of Nottingham, my kingdom for a mortadella, huh?
- Agent Dwight Harris: they make a great sandwich here: no getting around it
- Christopher Moltisanti: what about that disease you picked up over there in Diarrhea-stan or wherever the fuck you were?
- Agent Dwight Harris: [points to the sandwich, referring to Tony getting shot by his uncle] this might be the cure. Hey, I was sorry to hear about Tony
- Christopher Moltisanti: yeah, well, I got nothing to say about what happened, so...
- Agent Dwight Harris: [interrupts him] that's not why I asked, how's he doing?
- Christopher Moltisanti: his fucked up. You know what I think? I don't think you come here for the sandwiches, I think you come here because you miss us
- Christopher Moltisanti: [when Harris doesn't respond] hey, I can't blame you: that job you got now must be depressing. How goes the war on terror anyway?
- Agent Ron Goddard: working it
- Christopher Moltisanti: [jokingly] I heard Fieldcrest reported a truckload of towels missing?
- Agent Ron Goddard: we actually spend a little more of our time trying to interdict the financial networks that fund the terrorist cells worldwide
- Christopher Moltisanti: no shit
- Agent Dwight Harris: truck hijacking, narcotics. In fact, if you ever hear of "anything, "going down", Middle Easterners, Pakistanis, you'd be helping a lot, if you picked up the phone
- Christopher Moltisanti: and called you?
- Agent Ron Goddard: it's your country too, isn't it?
- Christopher Moltisanti: like I would know any one of these suicide jerk-offs, if he bit me on the ass
- Agent Dwight Harris: you knew Matush Giamona: hung out at your girlfriend's club
- Christopher Moltisanti: he was a drug dealer, her "friend." I didn't know shit about his politics until one of your people told me
- Agent Dwight Harris: something to keep in mind
- Christopher Moltisanti: I take that terrorism shit seriously, and Tony? Don't even get him started
- Rosalie Aprile: [while in the hospital cafeteria] I'll be glad to sit with Tony
- Carmela Soprano: Hospital rules: it's only family for now but thank you. Angie phoned, I guess she's very busy over there with her body shop?
- Rosalie Aprile: [after AJ walks up to their table, jokingly, implying AJ resembles the Italian-American fashion model] Oh, look who's here, Fabio, I'm available
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: [to his mother] So, what, now there's actual roaster of who and when stays with dad and I'm not on it?
- Carmela Soprano: Frankly, I don't think you'd be interested
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: I was sick and I've been trying to study, which is what everyone is usually hassling me about twenty-four, seven. I guess there always has to be something right?
- Carmela Soprano: Come here and sit down, ok?
- Carmela Soprano: [when AJ ignores his mother and walks away] Studying? He goes clubbing in New York
- Rosalie Aprile: You cut him too much slack: you still protect him
- Carmela Soprano: I know he avoids Tony because he can't face seeing him like that, it frightens him
- Rosalie Aprile: [adamantly] It frightens everybody, he should get a pass? Kids his age are getting blown up in Iraq
- Carmela Soprano: you know what's interesting? Janice noticed when AJ talks about Tony possibly not coming out of this, he can't even use the word Dad, he says Anthony Soprano is not going to die.
- Rosalie Aprile: [sarcastically] Well, that's a fascinating psychological nugget but it don't change the fact if that kid don't pull his end in this, his never gonna forgive himself and nobody else should either
- Carmela Soprano: It's just that Tony has always loomed so large for AJ
- Rosalie Aprile: Well, maybe AJ is just a selfish kid that don't give a shit?
- Carmela Soprano: I'm sorry your son is no longer with us but don't use mine as a guinea pig for your ideas on parenting. I never saw you take a hard line
- Rosalie Aprile: Why do you think I'm talking to you like this?
- Carmela Soprano: The thing is Tony has an open incision. If you are there when they change the dressing, it's very hard to take, I don't know if AJ should see that?
- Lee: Tony, you never did tell us how you made the jump from selling patio furniture to precision optics.
- Carmela Soprano: [talking to Tony, while his in a coma, encouraged to by his doctor, after removing it from the box] Chris just sent this over: a little stereo. Mead, my God, I'm telling you, she seems like she's grown up so much, what she knows. She will make a terrific doctor. I got some CDs from my car
- Carmela Soprano: [sternly, after rushing him away from a reporter] what did I tell you?
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: we were just talking
- Carmela Soprano: don't talk to them: say nothing. Where are your father's CDs?
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: oh, I forgot
- Carmela Soprano: [irritated] Jesus, everybody here is pitching in but you
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: [sarcastically] thanks mom
- Carmela Soprano: I wish you would go to class if this is all your gonna do
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: with my father in the hospital?
- Carmela Soprano: [giving him money] go to the deli on Broad St. get some baked goods, get enough for everybody upstairs, get an assortment
- Carmela Soprano: [points to another exit to avoid being seen by the press] go this way
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: Opens the door to her room without knocking while she's resting] how much do you know about the Caprice?
- Meadow Soprano: I could've been naked in here
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: you need to familiarize yourself with hybrid cars: it's important, this is conversation of the future
- Meadow Soprano: [irritated] why are you breaking my balls about hybrid cars? I don't give a shit. I've been up all night
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: [sarcastically] oh, you're tired? Poor you, you never give two fucks about the environment
- Meadow Soprano: [raises her voice] is that what's crawling up your butt, that I was at the hospital last night when you told mom you'd come? I didn't say one word to you about it and neither did anyone else. We're all so glad you "kicked" your fucking stomach flu, ok?
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: [also raises his voice] I saw how you looked at my plate of food, I can't eat in my own house?
- Meadow Soprano: I wasn't looking at your plate: it's all in your mind
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: [changes the subject] don't you find "this" completely embarrassing?
- Meadow Soprano: what?
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: "this." our family, our father gets shot by our goober fuckin uncle? What is that?
- Meadow Soprano: yeah, it's embarrassing, I don't even want to think about what Finn's parents are thinking
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: I mean I don't really give a shit about my friends: they know what dad does but some of them remember Uncle Junior, he was always a fuckin mummy. Why did dad hang out with him?
- Meadow Soprano: you know dad, he always takes these things seriously, all this Italian family stuff
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: [sarcastically] yeah, I got the "big lecture", now look
- Meadow Soprano: I know
- Detective DeLeon: How would you describe your husband's relationship with his uncle?
- Detective DeLeon: [after she shrugs] Were they close? You know of any issues they might have been having?
- Carmela Soprano: I don't speak with Junior, I haven't for years. My husband knows how I feel, he never brought him up
- Detective Klinger: [referring to between her and Junior] What was your conflict about?
- Carmela Soprano: It's not something I'm going to discuss with you
- Detective Klinger: Your husband ever talk about Junior Soprano's mental state?
- Carmela Soprano: I did hear how Junior was becoming more and more confused, he he was calling my husband Johnny, which was his father's name, resisting getting a haircut, that kind of thing
- Detective DeLeon: [referring to the night Junior shot Tony] You spoke with your husband what time of the incident?
- Carmela Soprano: [while showing them to the door] I don't know, if you have any more questions, your gonna have to call my lawyer
- Detective DeLeon: When he was taken into custody, Junior made "pointed" references to the Maguire sisters, Sam Giancana
- Carmela Soprano: You mean Kennedy assassination?
- Detective DeLeon: Yeah
- Carmela Soprano: [surprised] You mean as related to this?
- Detective DeLeon: [before they leave] I had to ask
- Carmela Soprano: My husband was three years old
- Carmela Soprano: [after AJ spent the night next to his father's bedside in the hospital] Hi, how's he doing?
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: They didn't come back with the fever medicine yet
- Carmela Soprano: I'm so proud of you: you can't imagine how much this means to your father
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: Who knows what it means? He just lies there
- Carmela Soprano: It means a lot to me, how about that? Thank you for doing it: you've helped your family tremendously
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: [referring to his GPA] I flunked out of school. I ended up with a 1.4 for the quarter, and the freshman dean said there was no point in coming back
- Carmela Soprano: [disappointed] With your father in a coma
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: I didn't tell dad: be positive everybody said
- Carmela Soprano: My God
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: I tried really hard in Philosophy but the professor...
- Carmela Soprano: [interrupts him] With your father in a coma
- Carmela Soprano: [sternly] Go have breakfast