"Son of the Beach" Rod Strikes Back (TV Episode 2001) - Lisa Banes as Mayor Anita Massengil

Mayor Anita Massengil : My fellow Malibu Adjacenters, today an open-mouthed kissing booth was blown up. Or for you people in the trailer park, blowed up.

B.J. Cummings : [understanding] Oh!
Mayor Anita Massengil : [at Chip's open-mouthed kissing booth] I can't wait for our tongues to meet.

Kody Massengil : I'll let you know what it's like.

Mayor Anita Massengil : Now, now, Kody, darling. Your dear mother goes first.

Kody Massengil : On this line, you are not my mother. You're an embarrassing older woman.

Mayor Anita Massengil : Why, you little bitch!
'Divine Rod' Petrie : [interrupting the Mayor's TV address] Hello, friends, the Divine Rod here. Are you wondering who bombed your stupid little carnival today? It was me, getting even.

Notch Johnson : I wonder what he wants.

'Divine Rod' Petrie : I want $1 million, a boat, and no one follows me.

Mayor Anita Massengil : Do you think he means business?

'Divine Rod' Petrie : To show that I mean business, you can expect another explosion soon. Take that, Notch Johnson. For now, this is the Divine Rod saying goodbye, farewell, Auf Wiedershen, farewell.

Lisa Banes: Mayor Anita Massengil