Soap (TV Series)
Episode #1.23 (1978)
Howard Hesseman: Mr. Franklin
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Quotes
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Mr. Franklin : State your name and address, please.
Mrs. Sheila Fine : Sheila Fine. 5093 Rockridge Road... but call first!
Mr. Franklin : Mrs. Fine, did you know Peter Campbell, the deceased?
Mrs. Sheila Fine : Did I know him?
[to judge]
Mrs. Sheila Fine : Do you know what this jerk did to my life? He comes into my house where I'm sitting with my husband, and he says I have to testify since I was having an affair with Peter Campbell! My husband called his lawyer, grabbed his girlfriend, and flew to Acapulco. I hope a taco chip gets caught in his throat and he chokes to death!
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Mrs. Sheila Fine : Yes, Mr. Franklin, I knew Peter Campbell.
Mr. Franklin : And how did you know him?
Mrs. Sheila Fine : Lying down.
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E. Ronald Mallu : Now, in your lifetime, have you ever killed anything?
Jessica Tate : No, never. Unless you want to count the times that I accidentally stepped on ants.
Mr. Franklin : I object!
Jessica Tate : [distraught] Mr. Franklin, you can't help stepping on them! They're so tiny! But I never put out ant poisoning, and I never deliberately tried to kill them!
Mr. Franklin : ...I'm sorry.