- TJ Henderson: [about a project for school] I was thinking we could do the Lizzie Borden murder case.
- Janice: Who killed Lizzie Borden?
- TJ Henderson: Well actually she killed her parents, but 100 years ago people didn't think a woman could do something like that, so the jury let her off.
- Janice: Those were the days.
- TJ Henderson: Yeah, people even made up a little song about her. "Lizzie Borden took an axe, gave her mother 40 whacks, when she saw what she had done, she gave her father 41".
- TJ Henderson: [reading Janice's diary] Then I saw Marcus flirting with Alecia...can't have that now, can we? Let's see, what would Lizzie Borden do?
- TJ Henderson: [to Marcus] Now what Mr. We can improve the dating process by reading Janice's diary?
- Janice: [singing] Janice Walker took an axe, gave that Marcus 40 whacks,
- [enters the house]
- Janice: when she saw what she had done, she gave his brother 41.