- Quinn Mallory: What the hell was that place?
- Rembrandt 'Crying Man' Brown: Maybe it *was* Hell.
- Prof. Maximilian Arturo: The hell it was.
- Prof. Maximilian Arturo: You know what I like about America? You work hard, you too could own a Cadillac.
- Prof. Maximilian Arturo: Oh, evidently they spend more on the entertainment budget here than they do chefs.