- Liza Leitman: Kidnapping?
- Oscar Goldman: Yes! Kidnapping! It may seem funny to you, Liza, but security threats rarely move me to hillarity.
- Liza Leitman: [laughs] Oh, well that my dear Oscar is because you have the grey, schrunken soul of a beurocrat.
- Oscar Goldman: Hm.
- Col. Steve Austin: And because he's a worrier. But with some reason this time.
- Liza Leitman: I'm an expert rider. In rough country, on a well marked course. The hills will be alive with the sound of, eh...
- Oscar Goldman: Music?
- Liza Leitman: Very funny.
- Oscar Goldman: Your plane leaves in two hours. There'll be a car to meet you at the airport. You'll be staying in the same hotel as she is.
- Col. Steve Austin: Now wait a minute, what if she spots me and screams to the local fuzz?
- Col. Steve Austin: Huh? You're a bionic man. Run.
- Oscar Goldman: I am glad that you weren't... seriously damaged.
- Col. Steve Austin: Oh Oscar, please, I can't stand the raw emotion.
- Liza Leitman: [Austin helps Liza dismount her horse] I'm sweaty.
- Col. Steve Austin: Well, I kinda like it.
- Liza Leitman: [laughs] You really do appeal to all my... baser instincts.
- Col. Steve Austin: Well, we gotta start some place.