- Mona: My husband's a pilot, you know. He warned me not to fly this time of year. Oh, I should have listened to him, he's always right!
- Oscar Goldman: [Steve is carrying a large bag of supplies] You look like a... like a bionic Santa Claus.
- Col. Steve Austin: Does anybody here have any medical experience?
- Yeoman Helen Maychick: [glances at Bobby] I don't have any experience, but if the patients are willing, I am.
- Mona: You know my husband says that all these pacific islands have snakes on them. You think there are snakes here?
- A.F. Sgt. Roberts: Yes ma'am. Oh, but small ones.
- Mona: [momentarily relieved] Oh. How small?
- A.F. Sgt. Roberts: Three, four feet.
- Oscar Goldman: [Oscar has been shot] Well, how am I doing, doctor?
- Col. Steve Austin: Well, you're pretty tough.
- Oscar Goldman: Didn't know I had all that... blood in me.
- Oscar Goldman: [watching Steve lift the car so they can change the tire] You know, pal, sometimes I forget how useful you are.
- Col. Steve Austin: Oscar, would you stop admiring me and change the tire?
- Oscar Goldman: Considering everything we've been through, you're in great spirits today.
- Col. Steve Austin: Why not, Oscar? We're alive.
- Oscar Goldman: [Oscar has been shot] Well, how am I doing, doctor?
- Oscar Goldman: Well, you're pretty tough.
- Oscar Goldman: Didn't know I had all that... blood in me.