- Jaime Sommers: [quite weak] Callahan was a robot. The other woman was too. She the one, eh, I was chasing, the one that kidnapped Oscar. I had a fight with both of them in Callahan's apartment. Steve, they're stronger than bionics!
- Doctor Franklin: So, there are two bionic people! Well done, Rudy, that's marvelous. After I take over the OSI, I'll have to go through all of Rudy's files. See if he has any other wonderful surprises for us.
- Doctor Franklin: How much did your bionic man cost you, Oscar? Five, six million dollars? We shall soon see if it was a good investment, won't we?
- Lynda Wilson: [looking at her Fembot duplicate] Boy, it's spooky looking at myself.
- Doctor Rudy Wells: Not only that, do you know she weighs 482 pounds?
- Lynda Wilson: Well that teaches me one thing.
- Col. Steve Austin: Yeah? What's that?
- Lynda Wilson: I'd better go on a diet.
- Doctor Franklin: I was right. Colonel Austin is on to something. He's never refused a direct order of yours before, has he?
- Oscar Goldman: Quite often, Franklin. As a matter of fact, when he does do what I tell him to, I'm quite surprised.
- Doctor Rudy Wells: [about the Linda Wilson robot] Let's see if we can bring it back to life.
- Col. Steve Austin: Are you sure you want to?
- Doctor Rudy Wells: Why?
- Col. Steve Austin: Well, I've seen one of these things in action. It's not just a tinker toy.
- Doctor Rudy Wells: [scoffs] Don't worry about a thing.
- Col. Steve Austin: I wish you hadn't said that.