- Carlos Delgado: Forget it man, I gotta move. I got places to go. You know what I mean?
- Col. Steve Austin: Yeah, like into my car or back into detention. Now you call it.
- Oscar Goldman: I asked Carlos how you two got acquainted. And his answer was just unrepeatable.
- Col. Steve Austin: Yeah, I can imagine.
- Col. Steve Austin: Light fingers Delgado strikes again, huh?
- Carlos Delgado: I'm a collector.
- Col. Steve Austin: Yeah, so was Al Capone.
- Oscar Goldman: Steve, would you please tell me what's going on here?
- Col. Steve Austin: Same old story, Oscar: dog bites man, man bites dog, you know.
- Carlos Delgado: Hey, what's with you, man? You gonna ride through the slum on a white horse, hand out silver bullets to all the drunks, try to save everybody?
- Col. Steve Austin: Well, it seemed to work for the Lone Ranger.
- Smiley: You better get something and get my money up quick, cause if you don't, there's gonna be more than a flower pot coming down on your head.
- Carlos Delgado: Oh Steve, my stomach is pushed into my throat.
- Col. Steve Austin: Just relax, it'll go back in place.
- Smiley: Fine thing. I expect you to be out hustlin' and gettin' my dough and here you are playing with toys.