The Simpsons (TV Series)
Whacking Day (1993)
Harry Shearer: Principal Skinner, Kent Brockman, Richard Nixon, Christian School Teacher, Cola Scientist #1, Hitler, Scratchy, Auditioning Man, Fort Sensible Security Man, Rev. Lovejoy, Lenny, Mr. Largo
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Quotes
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Reverend Timothy Lovejoy : [Reading from his Bible] And the Lord said, "Whack ye all the serpents which crawl upon their bellies, and thy town shall be a beacon unto others." So you see, Lisa, even God Himself endorses Whacking Day.
Lisa : Let me see that.
Reverend Timothy Lovejoy : [Putting his Bible away] No.
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Christian School Teacher : [after Marge drops Bart off at a Christian school] Now, Bart, since you're new here, perhaps you'd favor us with a psalm.
Bart : How about "Beans, beans, the musical fruit"?
Christian School Teacher : Well, uh, beans were a staple of the Israelites. Yes, proceed.
Bart : Beans, beans, the musical fruit. The more you eat, the more you toot.
Christian School Teacher : [the teacher and other students chase Bart out of the school, waving clubs] Avert your eyes, children! He may take on other forms!
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Principal Skinner : [Last lines; hurrying to deliver mountain bikes to the school bullies still locked in the school basement] Faster, Willie, faster. Now, we give 'em the bikes, no one sues.
Groundskeeper Willie : What if they're dead, sir?
Principal Skinner : Then we ride these bikes to Mexico and freedom, Willie! Freedom!
Groundskeeper Willie : Freedom.
Groundskeeper Willie : [quietly muttering] I'll turn you in at the first tollbooth.
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Superintendent Chalmers : It's always the children's fault isn't it, Seymore?
Principal Skinner : Yes. Yes it is, sir.