Artie Ziff is discovered hiding out in the Simpsons' attic.
Homer takes Bart and Lisa (along with Rod and Todd) to see a horror film at the local multiplex. Traumatised, Bart and Lisa believe the attic to be haunted but, it turns out to be Artie Ziff whose been hiding there after becoming bankrupt. Homer and Marge reluctantly allow him to stay with the family.—Gaius Antarcticus