The Simpsons (TV Series)

Marge in Chains (1993)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, I Can't Believe They Invented It Announcer, Man Driving Car, Arnie Pie, Antibody #1, Antibody #2, Mayor Quimby, Man in Crowd, Al Bundy, Grampa, Policeman, Blue-Haired Lawyer, Droopy-Voiced Man, Man Asking for Marshmallow Squares, Ranger's Assistant, Man in Crowd #2, Barney Gumble

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Quotes 

• Mr. Burns : [opens his germ-free chamber and sees Homer in it, eating a sandwich]  Who the devil are you?

  Homer's Brain : Don't panic. Just come up with a good story.

  Homer : My name is Mr. Burns.

  Homer's Brain : D'oh!

• Marge : So how are things at home?

  Bart Simpson : We flushed the gator down the toilet, but it got stuck halfway and now we have to feed it.

  [cuts to Grandpa fighting the gator with a toilet plunger] 

  Grampa : I'll bet you want a piece of me. Well you ain't gonna get it, see!

  [as he laughs, his false teeth fall out into the aligator's mouth who bites down and breaks the teeth] 

  Grampa : [mumbling]  Nurse! God darn it.

• Troy McClure : But now I'm here to tell you about a remarkable new invention.

  [Troy grabs an orange and squeezes it against his eye until it bursts. All the juice pours into a glass beneath his face] 

  Troy McClure : Until now, this was the only way to get juice from an orange.

  [cuts to Homer, using the exact same method to get orange juice] 

  Homer : You mean there's a better way?

• Crowd : We need a cure! We need a cure!

  Dr. Hibbert : Why, the only cure is bed rest. Anything I give you would only be a placebo.

  Woman in Crowd : Where do we get these placebos?

  Man : Maybe there's some in this truck!

  [the panicky crowd push over a truck, boxes labeled "danger killer bees" break open, the bees go everywhere and everyone panics, one man puts a bee in his mouth] 

  Man : I'm cured! I mean, ouch!

• Lisa Simpson : [from another room]  Mom, can you bring me more O.J.?

  Bart Simpson : [from another room]  Can you get me some of those Flintstones chewable morphines?

  Marge : There's no such thing.

  Homer : [from another room]  Marge, the boy's wasting valuable time. Come change the channel and pat my head.

  Marge : In a minute!

  Homer : But I'll miss Sheriff Lobo!

  Grampa : And get me a bottle of bourbon.

  Marge : Grampa, you know you can't have liquids after 3pm.

  Grampa : You can stir it into my mush. Either way, just gimme, gimme, gimme!

• Mayor Quimby : I give you our 39th President, Jimmy Carter!

  [reveals a statue of Jimmy Carter] 

  Man in Crowd #1 : Aww c'mon!

  Droopy-Voiced Man : He's history's greatest monster!