The Simpsons (TV Series)
Marge Be Not Proud (1995)
Lawrence Tierney: Don Brodka
Quotes
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Don Brodka : [Jabbing his finger in Bart's chest] I thought I told you, don't return for busted merchandise.
Homer Simpson : What are you doing to my son?
Don Brodka : I'm afraid your son broke the 11th Commandment: Thou shalt not steal.
Marge Simpson : That's crazy. Bart's not a shoplifter, he's just a little boy.
Don Brodka : Oh, sure, now he's just a little boy stealing little toys. But someday, he'll be a grown man stealing stadiums and - and quarries.
Marge Simpson : My son may not be perfect, but I know in my heart he's not a shoplifter.
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Don Brodka : That's it, Mr. Comedian. I'm calling your parents!
[dials the phone]
Don Brodka : Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Simpson? This is detective Don Brodka from Try-N-Save security. That's right, Don Brodka. Your son Bart has been caught shoplifting. Uh huh. Yeah, it's a shame, I know, but... well, try and have a merry Christmas.
[hangs up]
Don Brodka : They weren't home, uh huh. But I left a message on their answering machine, that's right.
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Don Brodka : Hey, kid; one more thing. If you ever set foot in this store again, you'll be spending Christmas in juvenile hall. Capisce?
[Bart looks confused]
Don Brodka : Well, do you understand?
Bart Simpson : Everything except "capisce".