The Simpsons (TV Series)

Lisa the Treehugger (2000)

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson

Quotes 

• Homer : Thanks for the beer, Moe. But before Lisa died, she made this tape that I think you should hear.

  Lisa Simpson : [on tape]  Dear Moe. If anything should ever happen to me, I want you to tear up my dad's tab, and pour cocktail onions... Dad, I can't.

  Homer : [in a threatening voice]  Read it!

  Lisa Simpson : ...pour cocktail onions down your pants...

• Kent Brockman : Goodbye, Lisa. We'll miss you.

  Homer : Oh, no! Lisa's gone! And nothing will bring her back!

  Homer : [maliciously]  Unless...

  Lisa : Dad, I'm not dead.

  Homer : Oh, praise God! You're alive!

  Homer : [maliciously]  Unless...

• Lisa Simpson : Do you think I could join Dirt First?

  Jesse Grass : Well... we might have an opening at the poser level.