The Simpsons (TV Series)
Last Exit to Springfield (1993)
Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson
Quotes
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Carl : Welcome, brothers of Local 643. As you know, our president, Chuckie Fitzhugh, ain't been seen lately. We're all prayin' he'll turn up soon, alive and well.
[everyone laughs]
Carl : All right, all right. But seriously, we have to vote on Burns' new contract. It's basically the same deal, except we get a free keg of beer for our meetings.
[everyone cheers]
Carl : In exchange for that, we have to give up our dental plan.
[Everyone cheers and rushes over to the beer keg. Lenny pours a beer]
Lenny : So long, Dental Plan!
[Lenny's and Marge's words keep repeating in Homer's head]
Lenny : Dental Plan!
Marge : Lisa needs braces.
Lenny : Dental Plan!
Marge : Lisa needs braces.
Lenny : Dental Plan!
Marge : Lisa needs braces.
Lenny : Dental Plan!
Marge : Lisa needs braces.
Lenny : Dental Plan!
Marge : Lisa needs braces.
Lenny : Dental Plan!
Marge : Lisa needs braces.
[Charlie drops a pencil into Homer's butt crack]
Carl : Bullseye!
Homer : Thanks a lot, Carl. Now I've lost my train of thought.
[back to Homer's mind]
Lenny : Dental Plan!
Marge : Lisa needs braces.
Lenny : Dental Plan!
Marge : Lisa needs braces.
Homer : [finally realizing] If we give up our dental plan... I'll have to pay for Lisa's braces!
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Dr. Wolff : Lisa, Marge, these braces are invisible, painless, and periodically release a delightful burst of Calvin Klein's "Obsession For Teeth."
Marge : Doctor, we don't have a dental plan right now, so we need something a little more... affordable.
Dr. Wolff : These pre-date stainless steel, so you can't get them wet.
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Homer : Guys are always pattin' my bald head for luck, pinchin' my belly to hear my girlish laugh.
Marge : Hmm, that doesn't sound like they like you at all.
Homer : You know, I think you're right. First thing tomorrow morning, I'm gonna punch Lenny in the back of the head!
[Cut to the next morning where Homer punches Lenny in the back of the head while drinking coffee]
